SyntaXmasteR
03-01-2006, 07:01 PM
SyntaX******'s Invention
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Here is a revolutionary invention that can help stop the spread of pornography in the workplace, unauthorized computer usage, and last but definitely NOT LEAST - it will stop post of "How to Hack", "My girlfriend is Cheating on Me", "Hack this Website", and much much more!
Simply plug the Metallic mouse & key***rd into your nearest USB port. If the Metallic Mouse & key***rd is not connected your computer will NOT boot. Once your computer is booted you can try out the device to make sure it is working properly. Go ahead...
Once you violate a rule set in the "pre-calculated" rule ****, *-5 volts of current will be sent through your Metallic Mouse or Key***rd. If its pornography you are clicking on *-5 volts directly into your pointer! If you are asking a "Smart" question, *-5 volts will be sent into both hands.
If you frequently post "Smart" questions on forums around the web please try our special Metallic Mouse Pad & Metallic Key***rd Pad. These plug directly into the wall. If you order now you will receive 2 free pads each delivering a full 240 Volts (flickering of lights may occur).
If you buy now you will receive all of this for the low price of “Stupidity”. Where else can you find an offer like this!? Please Order Now!
WARNING: The urgency to upgrade your intellect is completely normal. Once you feel this urgency you will know the device is working properly. Please do not be alarmed.
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Here is a revolutionary invention that can help stop the spread of pornography in the workplace, unauthorized computer usage, and last but definitely NOT LEAST - it will stop post of "How to Hack", "My girlfriend is Cheating on Me", "Hack this Website", and much much more!
Simply plug the Metallic mouse & key***rd into your nearest USB port. If the Metallic Mouse & key***rd is not connected your computer will NOT boot. Once your computer is booted you can try out the device to make sure it is working properly. Go ahead...
Once you violate a rule set in the "pre-calculated" rule ****, *-5 volts of current will be sent through your Metallic Mouse or Key***rd. If its pornography you are clicking on *-5 volts directly into your pointer! If you are asking a "Smart" question, *-5 volts will be sent into both hands.
If you frequently post "Smart" questions on forums around the web please try our special Metallic Mouse Pad & Metallic Key***rd Pad. These plug directly into the wall. If you order now you will receive 2 free pads each delivering a full 240 Volts (flickering of lights may occur).
If you buy now you will receive all of this for the low price of “Stupidity”. Where else can you find an offer like this!? Please Order Now!
WARNING: The urgency to upgrade your intellect is completely normal. Once you feel this urgency you will know the device is working properly. Please do not be alarmed.