Vista Source Leaked

[iDavies]

/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) ***5-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win*5.h"
#include "win*8.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = *;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = *4588*E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make*0GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE|BITTORENT);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibily error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
//printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
if (still_not_crashed){

CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLIcense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickrLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMore*****;
}
}

[SyntaXmasteR]

Nicceeee! I already hacked their source!


/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) ***5-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win*5.h"
#include "win*8.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = *00; // XP PRO UPGRADE
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = "*00"; // XP PRO UPGRADE
float numberOfBugs = 0;
boolean readyForRelease = TRUE;
void main {

CRASHED=0;

while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {

function remove_bloatware(WINDOWS_XP){
SearchAndDestroy(NON_SAFEMODE_STARTUP_APPLICATIONS);
return(*);
}

if(!remove_bloatware(WINDOWS_XP)){
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
}

Make*0GBswapfile(NULL):
SearchAndDestroy(CALC|SOLITARE|CLIPPY|WINDOWS_FIREWALL|WINDOWS_DEFENDER);
// AddRandomDriver();
// MessageBox("Driver incompatibily error.");
// GetKeyPress();
// BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista H@x4r*d");
//printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
if (still_not_crashed){

ByPassUserLicense(*);
DisplayFancyGraphics(*);
FlickrLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP(*);
return A_WORKING_COPY_OF_WINDOWS;
}
}

[Moonbat]

I tried compiling this code on my 5*2 MB RAM laptop but I got an error.

Compiling Error: var installedRAM < * GB (lulz, 5*2 ram, u cnt evn c0mpil* da c0de, let al0ne run it lolololol)
Oh well, guess I'll have to stick with XP :(

[iDavies]

I'd think it clever if the fucker who made it would have been consistent with the programming language.

Unless that was part of the joke, in which it fails.

What would have been better is if it was in Brainfuck, Whitespace, LOLCODE, VB6, Delphi, or pure Java.

lulz.
You should write it in LOLCODE.