TIME OUT....For a funny story!

[Attelfriccali]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for *0 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! ;)

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has *8 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

[Moonbat]

Nice jokes :p. I think the best one was the one about 'payday loans' in your signature.

[obedbarry]

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

[Ezekiel]

Those jokes were shit. Please, cut off your fingers with a rusty knife and don't spam here again.