catch Online Infedelity

[crackie]

You're about to join thousands of other men and women in your exact position who have come here for answers about how to find out if you're living with a flesh-eating zombie. Imagine this... What if there was a way you could read your spouse's mind and secretly know if they are a zombie or not? Since the Internet is the number * means of communication for people who are zombies, imagine

how quickly you could find out the truth if you could see EVERY piece of communication that your spouse had with their zombie firends.

How to Investigate - Suspicions of Zombism
Domestic Zombie Investigations
Detecting A Zombie
Zombism: Are you just being Suspicious?
What "Suspicious Activity" Should I Look For?
Zombie Statistics
THE "ZOMBIE SURVIVAL" SOLUTION
Investigating how zombies think

By keeping your eyes peeled and ears open, you can sidestep the advantages new methods of communication offer zombies and, hopefully, discover whatR*7;s really going on.

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[Moonbat]

Thanks dude! Now I can help my neighbors out by revealing their zombie spouses!

[Ezekiel]

Made me lol for quite some time.

Good job.

[Moonbat]

Not much work really. Just take the paragraph and wherever you see the word zombie, replace it with words like 'infedelity' 'cheating' 'affair' etc. and you'll get an idea of what the original post was like.

[~~smart~fool~~]

I was about to say that made no sense