Google Hacks Volume VI

[JayT]

You will never contact "Google". But if you would like to directly contact someone with VERY HIGH AUTHORITY that actually listens to feedback you can visit [url]http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/[/url] and drop him a message.

Thanks, I just may try that.

Google seems to be difficult to contact, or at least they never seem to reply.




I tried the blog - seems down at the moment!
grrrrrrrrrrrr .... This is obviously an evil international conspiracy!




[url]http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/[/url]

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[JayT]

I'm sure this happens very often. It is the company's responsibility, not Google's. They might remove the offending cache page, but they usually require the web****** of the site in question to verify first. Since it's ****** card information, they probably would remove it.

Apparently the web****** didn't apply any metatags to instruct the GoogleBot not to index the page.

I tried to contact the web****** twice - but no reply in nearly two months and it is still there right now

By now there is little doubt that some evil hacker has copied the data.

[Moonbat]

I'll give you dead animal pics if you give me those ** #'s

[Ezekiel]

I'll give you dead animal pics if you give me those ** #'s

I'll give this forum dead pics of you if you use those ** #s .

[Moonbat]

I'm not planning to use them unless I desperately need them. Everyone needs a plan B.

[Ezekiel]

Your plan B is someone else's plan A.

** fraud is compensated by the ****s, but it's not victimless (i.e. big corporation takes the loss) since the victims have to wait weeks to get their ***** back.

[Moonbat]

You think this is always plan A for someone? Lemme give you an example.

Today I stole a **** BBT card. After writing down all necessary info, I put it back in the purse (yes, I steal from ******, shut up, I don't care what you think :P) I checked the balance online. Turns out it only had a balance of $0.7*

I checked the purchases, and found out that last month the person spent $*5 on food at a Peking restaurant (in one day). $**5 dollars from Kroger supermarket. $70 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond (women's products store). The big shocker was that this person spent about $*00 online at Saks Fifth Avenue (big rich women brand-name store).

Whether you agree or not, I think that this person should be nice enough to let me use about $20 to buy a month of Maruchan Instant Ramen so I can survive.

PS: For all the fedz and poleesh agentz looking at this post, I DIDN'T use the card. What am I gonna buy with seventy-one cents??

[gordo]

be careful moonbat, the act of stealing a purse will put you away, whether you use a ****** card or not. Then we would all miss you here.

[Mark J. Mershon]

Thank you for your cooperation, Michael. The IP address and timestamp of his post should be enough for our Internet Crime division to conduct an investigation.

[Moonbat]

I didn't steal the purse, all I did was see it, take the card, write down stuff, then put said card back.

@ Mark - Lol, come get me!

[JayT]

What am I gonna buy with seventy-one cents??

Only 7* cents at the moment. Until her next social security check is depositied, then there's almost twice that!



There was once a day (yes, on THIS planet) when you could actually buy a full dinner for two people for less than 7* cents!

:Þ


[*806]
Salem County NJ:

Best dinner with pint of good beer or cider *7.5 cents
Best breakfast, of tea, coffee or chocolate, loaf sugar ** cents
Ditto of cold meat with a pint of good beer or cider 25cents

SOURCE: Old Inns and Taverns in West Jersey, Camden County Historical Society, **62)


Think of the ***** you could save shopping if you owned a time machine!

[Moonbat]

That would be 7* ******* cents, not these "new-fangled" coins of today. I could make a lot of ***** back then selling pennies (they are made of copper after all).

[Ezekiel]

I'm sorry, Moonbat, but someone had to put a stop to your criminal activities. Maybe your parents will be able to teach you to feel empathy.

[Moonbat]

Lol, well, I guess I'm done for....

Except that this "Mark" guy's IP happens to be a TOR node. I'm starting to suspect that a fellow All NetTools member (coughmikecough) is either:

A) Playing a joke
B) Is a fed

I leave you all to decide.

Reminds me of Joel Cruz.

[Mark J. Mershon]

I can assure you, 'Moonbat', that the Bureau has already made progress in contacting your ISP to retrieve subscriber details. Yesterday we obtained a search warrant for all computer equipment located on your premises, so you can expect a visit within the next week.

For verification of said warrant, visit the web link below:

[url]http://tinyurl.com/yfqv74[/url]